Tricking Nuisances Through Illusion

"Tricking Nuisances Through Illusion"

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"Really, I can only take the scorpion-on-a-stick thing so many times."

"I'm still smoldering from that burning oil down the back..."

"How did they manage to double back on us a SECOND time? Keep your head down."

zing!

"Are you sure it was the same ones?"

"Yah.  These have red rags on their heads.  The other ones had blue rags."

"The old crone DID warn us of all the kobolds down here, after all."

"I thought she was speaking metaphorically..."

"Whatever. You don't believe anyone's information."

"Remember the whole 'bree-yark' fiasco?  I rest my case."

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"Well, come up with something fast, another arrow just bounced off my helmet."

"You still have those scrolls?"

"Looking..."

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"Look faster."

"Give me that lantern."

"Ahem...
Car-olor
finta-anwa

angulócë!

Car-olor
finta-anwa

angulócë!

Car-olor
finta-anwa

angulócë!"

"Nothing happened.  What's that supposed to do?"

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"Whoof!...."

"Did you say 'woof'?"

"I think it worked.  Things might get a bit weird in a moment.  Stick with me though."

"Whoof!!"

"Umm... guys... dragon... this is really bad...."

"No, this is the weird.  Follow my lead."

"Lócë Nor-nehtar!"

"Huh?"

"Lócë Nor-nehtar!"

"Whatever you say..."

"Lócë Nor-nehtar!" 

"Keep it up!  Follow me!"

"Lócë Nor-nehtar!"

"Lócë Nor-nehtar!"

"Whoof!...."

"They're running!"

"Direct it this way!"  

"Whoof!...."

"No!  Back here!"

"Lócë Nor-nehtar!"

"Whoof!...."

"We've got them on the run!"

"Lócë Nor-nehtar!"

"Up this side passage!"

"Whoof!...."

"There they go!"

original by Dave Trampier

"Stop! Stop! I'm out of breath....  and the scroll is spent...."

"Whoo...vip!"

"That... that was a phantasm!"

"True... heh heh heh... and it worked!  They won't be back!"

"Illusions can have a strong influence on the weak-minded."

"Where'd you come up with that?"

"Not sure - heard it somewhere.  Now, what else did the crone have to say?"