More D66 wackiness, this time what's knocking around in the labs, closets, and/or junk drawers in the abode of one of those arcane miscreants:
D66 Things in a Wizard's Tower
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| "The Tower" by Ian Miller |
11:
Basket of 1st level spell scrolls used for fireplace tinder
12:
Apprentice, smoldering, eyebrows scorched off, haunted look
13: TI-84 pocket calculator
14: Animated housewares, currently on strike
15:
Bundles of expended wands
16:
Uranium 235, probably not properly contained
21:
Fairy choir in iron cage used as musical doorbell
22:
Frozen caveman
23: Apprentice, inside-out
24:
Jars of powdered gems
25:
Taxidermied basilisk for practical jokes
26:
Mirror showing pocket dimension
31:
Clone of self, speaks in reverse
32:
Drugs. Lots of drugs.
33:
Uplifted ape valet
34: Orrery, not of the local solar system
35: Wall of pointy hats
36:
Lighting in a jar
41:
Elaborate absinthe distilling equipment
42:
Imp on a leash
43:
Sandbox containing microscopic civilization that worships them as a
god
44:
Deck of Many Things, marked
45:
Discarded pile of scorched armor and magic swords
46:
Star charts and telescope, tomorrow's horoscope
51: 9mm Luger pistol
52:
Failed experiment: Rope with One End
53:
Scrolls with typos (Sheep, Protection From Emil, Floating Dick,
Contusion)
54:
Mechanical parrot that records 30 second long messages after cheep
55:
Time traveler, just chilling
56:
Sentient meteorite
61:
Demon in French maid outfit
62:
Magic mushroom grow-op
63:
Apprentice, trapped in amber
64:
Book of card tricks
65: Apprentice, DNA merged with fly
66:
Comfy slippers
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| "I wanna show you a trick Mother showed me when you weren't around to use on special occasions like this." |
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