Thursday, August 10, 2023

38 More "Who Followed the Party?"

 ...Finally bringing the Camp Followers list up to 100.

  1. Small circus, including a trained bear named Bobo, who is a surprisingly adept pickpocket.
  2. Halfling Cultists, frighteningly cheerful.
  3. One of more of a PC's alleged illegitimate children.
  4. Crows, lots of crows.
  5. One very irascible possum.
  6. "Influencer" half-elf, constantly painting self-portraits of themselves holding meat pies and ales at various taverns.
  7. Dungeon Dietician: Making the best use of your rations and foraging for fun and profit.
  8. A hermit just off a five-year vow of silence. Very talkative.
  9. A pair of harpies attempting to kick off their singing careers.
  10. Five elves trying to promote a new sport, "hööpentossen."
  11. A halfling gambler of some renown, Two-Thumbs Bogwillow.
  12. A monkey with a knife.
  13. A gnome alchemist brewing sketchy potions. Best to camp him downwind.
  14. A vampire wearing a welding helmet.
  15. A bewildered WWI Tommy equipped with a gas mask, entrenching tool, and Lee-Enfield with 50 rounds of .303.
  16. Claustrophobic minotaur.
  17. Someone's mother: Constantly fussing over everyone to wash their hands and have dry socks.
  18. Two Spartan warriors. Very disciplined, but a bit self-important.
  19. Halfling-driven chuckwagon. You are the envy of adventuring parties everywhere.
  20. An intelligent swarm of bats. Communicate by flying formations to play charades.
  21. A poncy Landsknecht wearing bright motley and wielding a two-hander.
  22. A Witchhunter with a portable library of anti-heretical literature. Completely ineffective at recognizing spellcasters and heretics.
  23. Bounty hunter with a repeating crossbow, a bloodhound, and a sheaf of "wanted" posters.
  24. Killer automaton, nigh-unstoppable. Keeps asking for "Sarakonnor" in every town.
  25. A pair of siege engineers. "Trebuchet is the solution to everything."
  26. A gnome artisan specializing in erotic woodcarvings.
  27. The tabaxi cheerleading team.
  28. Knight-errant, constantly affronted, will periodically challenge duels at crossroads and bridges.
  29. A hill giant named Toby. Wears a very revealing macramé breachclout.
  30. Doom-saying fortune-teller. Constantly followed by a small raincloud.
  31. A platoon of gnoll halberdiers. 30% chance of changing sides in the middle of battle.
  32. An aranea with several charmed minions, may abscond with one of your porters.
  33. Birdwatching elf. Makes random stops and shushes party to make observations. Not amused by people giggling at "greater tit."
  34. A wandering monk, a master of seven styles. Occasionally attracts vengeful ninjas.
  35. Vengeful ninjas.
  36. Explorer claiming to be from the center of the earth. Fascinated by nightfall.
  37. Mage with a collection of magic staves carried in a golf bag by a goblin caddy.
  38. Seven dwarves. Become very cross when you call them by adjectives.

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