No, I couldn't leave well enough, or half-assed alone. I needed to expand yesterday's list to D66.
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Jareth, again... |
So, expanded, bigger, better, and with more balls!
D66 FALSE Crystal Balls
11:
Flashes as Chromatic Orb
equivalent, random level effect.
12:
Viewer goes into catatonic trance.
13:
Becomes permanently stuck to hand.
14:
Just shows embarrassing childhood moments.
15:
Projects false prophesies.
16:
SPIDERS (Causes hallucinations).
21:
Causes nightmares.
22:
Shiny, mundane.
23:
Makes a nice kaleidoscope, casts pretty patterns on walls.
24:
Creates a black void to peer into.
25:
Causes manic episodes.
26:
Causes obsession with the ball.
31:
Projects image of viewer to another, real magic ball.
32:
It's a mimic, because why not?
33: Becomes very hot. Temperature
rises to approx 1,400° C. Burns through anything it can melt
th rough.
34: Ball begins to replicate,
doubling in number every minute until room filled (or 216
balls, whichever comes first).
35:
Attracts swarms of rats.
36:
Explodes, treat as fireball.
41:
Big flash! Causes permanent blindness to anyone in room.
42:
It's haunted.
43:
Begins to emit noxious smoke, continues until the draperies and
carpets are ruined.
44:
Spontaneously extrudes 18-inch long spikes.
45:
Becomes exceedingly dense until it weighs approximately 256 tons.
46:
Expands into a Rover,
user born off to an undisclosed location.
51: Loudly proclaims, “I can't
believe you thought this was a crystal ball!” in a mocking voice
for an hour.
52:
Transforms into a Magic 8-Ball.
53:
Transforms user into a crystalline statue.
54:
Rickrolls.
55:
Floats to ceiling, bumps around annoyingly, avoids attempts to
capture.
56:
Floats to ceiling, transforms into disco ball.
61:
Teleports viewer to random location within 200 mile radius.
62:
Teleports viewer to pocket dimension for safekeeping.
63:
Transforms into a lime green D30.
64:
Leaps from viewer's hand, giggling, rolls under furniture, avoids
attempts to capture.
65: Becomes a luminous, yellow-green
cat's eye. Viewer can't shake the feeling that it is surrounded by a
near-invisible, spectral cat.
66: Transforms into small black
hole. Consumes approximately one cubic mile of matter before
imploding.
(May require appropriate saving
throw or remove curse/similar to negate effect)
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