So I hear that someone was wondering how an orc could only have one hit point...
- Podling lied about age to join horde
- Larger orcs always stole lunch coppers.
- Would rather be pressing flowers, wearing women's clothing, and hanging around in bars.
- Do you know how difficult it is to be a vegetarian orc?
- Rickets.
- Hunger strike - Release the Oubliette 6!
- Desecrated the wrong temple.
- Just returned from vision quest and fasting.
- Dungeon Lung.
- Should have retired years ago - waiting for dungeon economy to pick up before cashing out.
- Fetal Arcana Syndrome.
- Midget.
- Born under a bad sign, been down since he began to crawl.
- Bad case of Leolian Gut Worms.
- Conjoined twin attached to larger orc, wields miniature hand axe.
- Waiting for universal health care to kick in before having that lump looked at.
- "Lefty" from the last encounter.
- Suffering withdrawal from Cave Orchid.
- Tharq told him not to break that mirror.
- Not actually an orc, just a monkey someone dressed up.
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